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From: chanley@wpi.edu (Christopher S Hanley)
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Subject: DS9 DRINKING GAME
Date: 13 Nov 1993 21:38:12 GMT
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This drinking game for DS9 was thought up last season by my friend Brian
(that's "Brain") Pon, and has been amended ever since. I've finally gotten
around to posting it. You may all go wild with glee now.
P.S. I think Janis is a hoot. SEFEB is silly, but fun. More Bashir would
be a good thing.
THE ST:DSN DRINKING GAME (starting a new season!)
Commander Benjamin Sisko
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Every time Jake is actually *on* the episode.
Every time Jake (the son) whines/complains profusely.
Every time Jake has some kid/teenager kind of problem.
Every time that problem is about girls (take two drinks).
Every time Jake and/or Naag perform a prank (or business deal).
Every time Commander Sisko is with Dax and there are romantic overtones.
Every time Sisko is compared to Picard
Major Kira Nerys
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Every time she talks about the good ol' days of Bajorian freedom-fighting
Every time she talks about the Bajoran "underground" or other terrorist
factions
Every time she has a different hairstyle than from the last episode
Every time she's _especially_ bitchy
Every time she takes off her uniform top
Every time she actually in civillian clothes or otherwise out of uniform
(take two drinks)
Odo
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Every time he shapeshifts (take two drinks)
Every time he nods in acknowledgement by tilting his head to a
precarious angle.
Every time it seems that he and Quark are friends.
Every time he has to regenerate (take two drinks)
Lt. Jadzia Dax
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Every time she mentions that she's a Trill to a character who *already*
knows she a Trill.
Every time someone mentions to HER that she's a Trill, take two drinks.
Every time anyone mentions the former (Kerzon) Dax.
Every time Sisko calls her "Old Man."
Every time she smile shyly but proudly - almost to herself - when she
completes a task.
Chief O'Brien
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Every time he *still* has to beam somebody.
Keiko is mentioned in the episode.
Keiko appears on the episode (take two drinks).
The school is in the episode.
Molly appears (take two drinks)
Every time he is conspicuously missing from an episode
Doctor Julian Bashir
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Every time he hits on a woman
Every time he hits on Dax
Every time he brags (take two drinks if it's prolonged)
*Every scene in which he is actually cool and competant (i.e., *not* a
schmuck)
*If Doctor Bashir is cool throughout the episode, drink the entire
beverage.
Quark
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Every episode in which Quark's nephew Nog is mentioned.
Every episode in which Naag appears (take two drinks)
Every time Naag and/or performs a prank or incites Jake to do so.
Every time he and Odo seem really like friends.
Every time he lusts after a woman (main characters included)
Every time he gets kind of lusty over a business venture.
Every time someone threatens him through his business or other
financial concerns.
Every mention of a Rule of Acquisition
Others
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Every time Deep Space Nine uses its thrusters or weapons in the episode
(except in a major battle, in which case maybe one drink will suffice)
If Deep Space Nine uses its tractor beam
Every time a ship blows up (except in a major battle, in which case maybe
one drink will suffice)
Every time the worm hole appears outside of the opening theme
If a Cardassian appears on the episode.
Every time there is a Next Generation reference, character, &c. (i.e.
bitchy Klingon women from the House of Duras, they mention Picard
likes a challenge, Mrs. Troi)
Every time a main/recurring Next Generation character appears (take two)
Every time the _Enterprise_ appears (take two drinks)
Every time the neckless alien "Morn" appears.
Every time Morn does more than just appear
(shakes his head at someone, gets locked out of Quark's) (take two)
Every time Morn makes a verbal noise (take three)
If ever Morn gets a line (drink the rest of the beverage)
Every time the Madonnoid appears (take two drinks)
They encounter a new space phenomenon.
Every time someone wears a hat looking like the Sydney Opera House.
Advanced Rules
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If a player predicts a line correctly, everyone else takes a drink.
Otherwise, that incorrect predictor takes a drink and gets
embarrassed. However, this may be an inappropriate rule when the
alien says, "I am Tosk," every other line and *everyone* knows it.
"Where's Odo": If a player guesses correctly picks out Odo's disguise
on-screen, all the other players take two drinks. Otherwise, the
incorrect predictor takes a drink.
Every episode in which it is generally deemed that Dax got a significant
role *and* number of lines, drink the remainder of the beverage.
Players should call out "Morn!" when he appears at the bar.
*Added recently
--
I think this is my .sig. I'm not sure.
"What're we gonna do tonight, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky--try to TAKE OVER the WORLD."
--"I'm a mouse in a large mechanical suit."
--
_______________________________________________________________________________
"Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
-Obi-wan-Knobi
"...the Lollipop, she's a good ship."
-Cmdr. William Riker
Chris Hanley
chanley@wpi.wpi.edu
Worcester Polytechnic Institute
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From: dzhines@kimbark.uchicago.edu (david zevcalvert hines)
Subject: Re: DS9 DRINKING GAME
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My additions to the DS9 drinking game:
-Every time Sisko picks up the baseball on his desk.
-Whenever Jake picks up his baseball mitt.
-O'Brien uses the word "Cardies."
-Someone grabs a Ferengi's ears (for any reason).
-The writers completely ignore events from previous episodes.
-A phaser fight occurs, during which it is demonstrated that Starfleet officers
can't shoot to save their lives.
-Aliens come over from the Gamma quadrant.
-Any time we see the *inside* of the wormhole, rather than just the opening.
-Anyone asks Sisko to borrow a runabout for personal purposes/missions.
-When someone asks Sisko for a runabout and he acts like the asker is a kid who
wants to borrow the keys to the station wagon.
-Dax says Morn is "Kind of cute." (Two drinks)
-We see the personal quarters of any regular. Note: Odo's office counts.
-We see Odo's bucket. (Two drinks)
-Whenever Sisko kisses Jake on the forehead.
David Hines